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real-scars-fake-smiles:

Married life with Ellen and Portia.

IDC HOW MANY TIMES IVE REBLOGGED THIS IT IS LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE FUCKING THING

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vanillish:

tell me i’m your national anthemimage

1 week agothehilariousblogvanillish 79,804 notes
damn it kenneth

damn it kenneth

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pdlcomics:

Magic

pdlcomics:

Magic

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samebitch:

teapayne:

The sexual tension between Ted and Archie at the nintendogs competitions

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I. AM. DYING.

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lesserjoke:

I see you driving ‘round town with the girl I love and I’m like that’s cool, I guess she made her choice, and I gotta respect that. There’s probably a lot more going on in her life than I was aware of, which is actually a pretty good indication that our relationship was not in a healthy place to begin with. I wish you both the best of luck in making things work, and I hope we can all stay friends over this.

just kidding, fuck yoUuUuUu

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hatervevo:

hella-dandy:

incredibly-interested:

micoovav:

theenglishmoon:

tokyo—house—party:

slumberblues:

rosesareray:

drunkteeth:

havin a crush on someone and not knowing if they like you back

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having a crush on someone and knowing they don’t like you back

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someone having a crush on you and you don’t like them back

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having a mutual friend crush

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having a crush on someone who likes you back but “the timing isn’t right”

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crushes

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getting crushed by trafficimage

 

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wizkawreath:

nnordor:

wizkawreath:

obama means family

no it doesnt

obama means nobody gets left behind

or forgotten.

1 month agojunkfoodandsarcasmhashbrovvn 225,184 notes
Normal boy: I love you.
Damon Salvatore: It's because I love you that I can't be selfish with you.
Damon Salvatore: I don't deserve you.
Damon Salvatore: Let me be clear about something: If it comes down to you or the witch again, I will gladly let Bonnie die. I will always choose you.
Damon Salvatore: I've made a lot of choices that have gotten me here, but that's okay because if I had chosen differently, I wouldn't have met you.
Damon Salvatore: I love you, you should know that.
Damon Salvatore: When I drag my brother back from the edge and deliver him back to you, I want you to remember the things you felt while he was gone.
Damon Salvatore: I promise you, I will never leave you again.
Damon Salvatore: If I'm going to feel guilty about something, I'm going to feel guilty about this.
Damon Salvatore: You look stunning, if it isn't obvious.
Damon Salvatore: I would have saved you in a heartbeat, no question!
Damon Salvatore: You would have gotten to grow up and have the life that you wanted, the life that you deserved, and I wanted that for you, Elena, and I would have gladly given it to you and let Matt die!
Damon Salvatore: I don't think I've ever seen you more alive.
Damon Salvatore: Listen carefully: Get in your car. Right now. Come to me.
Damon Salvatore: I would rather die right now than to lose you when I'm too old and sick and miserable and you're still you! I would rather die right now than spend my last final years remembering how good I had it and how happy I was.
Damon Salvatore: She's not worth a hair on your head.
Damon Salvatore: No one tells me how I live my life, no one tells me who I love, and definitely not the universe. And I'm not going to let someone else's idea of destiny stop me from loving you or being with you or building a future with you...
Damon Salvatore: Because you are my life.
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